February 1781, James Watt is issued a patent for the steam engine. July 1964, Congress passes the Civil Rights Act. March 1987, Hulk Hogan body slams Andre the Giant. These moments in human history pale in comparison to a series of events which unfolded in late 2015 and led to the formation of a musical group that Rolling Stone has called "we do not accept submissions". You have come to this web page in search of something. Truth, perhaps? Kind traveler, you have found truth. You have found justice. You have found Carmen Sandiego. You have found Ronald Reggae.

Ronald Reggae is the stylish five-piece jam vehicle your buddy Steve will not shut up about. Ryan Datino, Jack Ahearn, Scott Pires, Simon O'Keefe, and Anthony Trabucco aren't just your favorite local, working-class rock and roll outfit -- they're your friends. You trust them. You'd do anything for them - wear your shirt inside out, feed your cat dirt, call your mom Roger. Yeah, that's what we thought.

All graphics by Senor Matthew Zuppani